i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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