what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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