Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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