i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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