I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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