so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Found the puke drawer
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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