bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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