Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
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