If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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