just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Less talking, more tequila
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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