Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
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