Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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