I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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