if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
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