And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
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Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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