This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
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