there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Damn victory sex feels great
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
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