Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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