I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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