Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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