There's a dead frog in my kitchen?
Yeah, you found him outside and decided to give him a bath with your roommates electric toothbrush.
The worst part is that you sang Air Supply songs to him as you did it. Poor guy died in the middle of "Making love out of nothing at all"
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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