I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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