We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
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