when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Every concussion has its silver lining
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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