They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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