Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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