I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Randomize
