i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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