Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
Randomize
