My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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