ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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