she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
