I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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