sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Watching her eat just hurts me
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
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