I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
