I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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