The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
This is not my ceiling
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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