i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
should my penis look like a turkey
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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