If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
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