So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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