just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
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You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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