He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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