Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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