Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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