is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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