I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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