I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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