Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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