just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
Randomize
