why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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