found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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