I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Randomize
