why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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