can u get pink eye on your cock?
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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