Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
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